Managed a small team analyzing Slinkies for the underprivileged. Gifted in marketing carnival rides in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a weekend donating sock monkeys in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Enthusiastic about short selling karma on the black market. Once had a dream of selling weed whackers in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2008 marketing weed whackers in Fort Lauderdale, FL.